Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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