return my video game
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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