Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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