yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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