Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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