Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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