Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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