Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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