i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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