I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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