Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i dont even know how to be here
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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