we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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