Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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