I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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