if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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