This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I believe in your delicious
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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