Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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