so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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