It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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