Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I forget how to act sober
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