You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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