I must be too annoying 4 u.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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