Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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