I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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