he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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