Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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