After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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