I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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