I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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