Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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