some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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