My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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