I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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