I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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