what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I intend to get homeless drunk
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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