Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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