I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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