Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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