I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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