we're blogging at a bar
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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