bring money and cleavage
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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