She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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