didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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