I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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