You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
we're so committed to being not committed
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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