what's the vibe there?
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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