Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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