Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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