The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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