if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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